Lauren is less impressed as they switch places and she finds herself stretched out on her back.
The male of the species hits his sexual prime in his late teens, a woman in her late forties. I mean, 19 goes into 50 a hell of a lot more than 50 goes into nineteen.
A spate of American sit coms and movies are about to prowl onto our screens, documenting the mating habits of this predatory species.
The tube announcement, "Mind the Gap", is about to take on a whole new meaning.
But 51-year-old Madonna dating 23-year-old Jesus Luz has caused a scandal.
Vindictive males are no doubt pondering over whether she should date him or adopt him.