There are several terms to describe different kinds of jargon including anacronym, backronym, weather acronyms, city acronyms, leetspeak and textonyms.
BTW: If you ever see someone TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS that means SHOUTING!
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium…because you’re a total Ba Be. No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. If you were a Republican and I were Obama’s approval ratings, I would go down on you whenever you come. ECONOMICS: Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves. Posso offrirti una bevanda calda per sciogliere il ghiaccio?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. We should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and pray we don’t multiply. If you were Afghanistan and I were the USA, I would never pull out. Are your legs available for some open market operations?
MATHS: Being without you is like being a metric space in which there exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge. If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism. LAW: If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence. If I said you have a beautiful narrative form, would you hold it against me?
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
The live connector is where live callers are introduced to other callers greetings, one by one.
Some are outright disgusting and we hope you never see your kids use them.
As soon as a caller is connected into the system, he is prompted to record his name and a brief greeting describing himself and what he is looking for.
The phone systems will usually allow users hear a chatline greeting example so the caller can get an idea of what he is expected to say.
Texting, instant messaging and chat rooms use a strange, new language that’s filled with abbreviations and acronyms designed to quickly communicate and easily disguise a myriad of sex and drug terminology. Some of the abbreviations and acronyms have been created so that kids can continue their conversation with friends while a parent is watching over their shoulder, confident the old folks are clueless.
For example, if you saw your daughter sending the text message, “PAW GYPO & Ill GNOC later” would you know she just scheduled a time for a naked video camera session after you go to bed for the night?