Granted, they may have gained an advantage during their previous Super Bowl runs, but the fact of the matter remains that like Barry Bonds, the Patriots will always have an asterisk next to their Super Bowl wins because of this and that shadow of cheating will forever be a factor in why they will not be considered to be nearly as great a dynasty as the Steelers of the 70s, and that asterisk and never-fading shadow are good enough a punishment for me.
Steve Jobs will rescue your Mac Book from Pittsburgh. Lukey, Benny, and Sally Wiggin all showed up at DVE’s Christmas show at Diesel (see photo 74). Did celeb-hungry Lukey show up because he’s stalking Benny or because he’s stalking Sally Wiggin? Sonni is of course on the list, with a con of “won’t flash her viewers.” Yeah, what’s up with that, Sonni? Conrad helped unveil the painting during an intermission in the concert, and later performed a reading of “The Night Before Christmas.” in the 2007 City Paper Readers’ Poll (check out that unfortunate rendering of Sonni Abatta wearing her dancing dress while holding a screaming federal-SUV-riding Lukey. Not even a little blip for someone to look at and say, “Sir, we’ve got an unidentified foreign blog approaching from the west, and it appears to be being followed by a flock of very angry pigeons.
“Thx ms katie @thepaintednail for girl spa day and tea party with all the little ladies #theonlydude #hostingladies #ohboy,” he wrote along a sweet Instagram photo of Ava getting her nails painted (below).
I think after this week my life will slow down a bit. I’m itching to do a What They’re Really Thinking, Spring Training edition for the Buccos of Suckitude. Sonni Abatta, THE Sonni Abatta, donated to Bill Toland’s effort to raise money for kids with cancer by having his head shaved on March 15.
Assuming they are still dating, Sonni Abatta’s boyfriend is back in the Burgh. Would using exterminated Jews be considered too racist?
Also, this line from a letter Cyril sent to a potential witness: “What makes your Bavarian garden bloom so well? Presumably, ample fertilizer is the underlying basis.